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Post by hewoniex on Sept 12, 2006 15:46:55 GMT -5
x___x OMGG. they`re so prettyyy goshh, T__T i love eric ^O^
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Post by hewoniex on Sept 12, 2006 15:40:01 GMT -5
I WANT TOOOO if theres any spot leftt my soompi username is : hewoniex omggg i really want to write one xD
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Post by hewoniex on Sept 13, 2006 17:33:43 GMT -5
lawwllss. i posted this fanfic on soompi i`m just gonna post it here too even if noone reads it T___T ahaha
chapters 00-05 enjoy!
btw. 00 & 01 isnt that good my writing style gets much better from 02.
Chapter 00 ll the beginning
¡°Dongseng ah, do I HAVE to do this?!¡± my stupid, stupid, stupid brother pleaded. ¡°YES OPPA! YOU PROMISED!!¡± I replied nodding furiously.
PUHAHAHAHHA *evil laughter*
¡°But-bu—, YOU DON¡¯T WANT YOUR FAVORITEST OPPA TO SUFFER¡¦ RIGHT?!¡± oppa said ¡°chi, oppa you think I¡¯m that stupid to fall for that? You¡¯re my only brother you craphead!¡± I replied smiling evilly.
¡°PLEASE DEAREST, PRETTIEST, CUTEST, NICEST, SMARTEST, ONE AND ONLY DONGSENG, I¡¯ll do anything else but this!!¡± he screamed ¡°Oppa¡¦¡± I started ¡¦ ¡°Eung?¡± *PLUCK* I plucked a handful of hair from my brothers beautiful hair ¡°AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!¡± ¡°YAH, PARK HAN BYUL. COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!¡± he screamed.
ouch, my ears. He may be a guy, but he screams like a girl ¡°hehe, oppa. SARANGHAE!¡± I said quickly *JJOK* kisses makes everything better!
¡°Aish¡¦ Fine! But you have to help me with this!¡± ¡°Don¡¯t worry! I have it all planned out!¡± I said, grinning.
my brother -____-^^ I spy a bald spot on his hair
You¡¯re probably wondering who this evil, mean, cunning girl is ¡¦ right?
Well, I¡¯m not really evil, mean, or cunning I just like to make my oppa¡¯s life a living he.ll. It¡¯s actually really fun, and I do it out of pure enjoyment! I mean, that¡¯s the real reason why younger siblings were born¡¦ correct?
I am Park Han Byul. Seoul High¡¯s prettiest Queenka & Uhljjang Of course, I have a good connections & a lot of support, which is part of the reason why I¡¯m Seoul High¡¯s prettiest Queenka.
People know not to mess with me So if any horny perverted dogs grope my a.ss while I¡¯m passing by, I¡¯ll grab and twist their nuts and they can¡¯t do anything about it.
My one and only brother is Park Eun Byul. He¡¯s the Kingka, Uhljjang and Iljeen of SanGo Highschool. Crazy fan girls even buy pairs of my brothers boxers and parade around the classroom wearing them over their heads.
pfft. stupid girls. What do you see in that guy? He sleeps in his carebear pajamas, and he¡¯s scared of ladybugs.
Going back to the story¡¦ Tomorrow is the first day while my brother would be leaving SanGo High, to enroll in Seoul High, with me.
Not bad eh? Well, he¡¯s also going to go as a girl
I mean, if he¡¯s pretty enough to be the Kingka, he¡¯ll have no problem being Queenka, alongside with me.
It all started out as a dare, and if he didn¡¯t take it, he knew I could make his life unimaginably worse.
Chapter 01 ll getting ready
5:00 AM
¡°RISE AND SHINE FUTURE QUEENKA!¡± I screamed into my oppa¡¯s ear. my oppa didn¡¯t budge from the bed. Talk about deep sleeper
Aha! I¡¯ll dump some water on him! I got the bucket of water and poured it all over him. I saw my oppa twitching— ¡°AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!¡± EunByul screamed. oh goody! he¡¯s awake
¡°HanByul ah¡¦ why does this water smell funny?¡± EunByul questioned. ¡°Oh, it¡¯s toilet water¡± I replied casually. ah oh dearie, I can actually see a vein twitching on my brothers head
¡°Well, hurry up. Take a shower and I¡¯ll make you into a girl.¡± I said. My brother sighed in defeat and went up to take a shower.
6:00 AM
¡°oww, HanByul ah, it hurts!¡± EunByul whined. ¡°*sigh* oppa, all girls go through this! It makes them more attractive¡± ¡°But do you really need to pluck out that much hair from my eyebrows?¡±
I was taking out more than I needed just for fun but it still looked really good¡¦ for a girl
¡°Uh huh! If you didn¡¯t pluck out that many, guys would run away from you!¡± I lied. ¡°Oh, fine.¡± My Oppa said.
¡°Oppa! Now its time to get into your uniform!¡± I said joyously. MUHAHAHAH. Yep! He¡¯s going into school with a girls uniform. Which means
skirt + blouse.
I started to unpack the new juicy grapefruits umma bought yesterday.
I saw a horror stricken look on my brother¡¯s face for a second, then a tough look because he didn¡¯t want to seem like he was scared of a dare.
muhahah > this is going to be fun. I forced him into a pink, frilly bra and stuffed the grapefruits inside it.
Now, its time for the skirt.
My brother had very nice, slender, hairless leg for a guy. It even looked better than mine. And all we need to do was to smack some lipstick on to his lips, put on a wig, and BAM BAM BAM!
WALLA! You¡¯ve got yourself a sexy, fashionable,
gender-confused Barbie doll. A very good looking one too
7:00 AM
¡°Oh my, unnie I mean, oppa, You look very pretty!¡± I exclaimed. But he really did look pretty, maybe even prettier than me.
wait, that¡¯s impossible ! <a/n : lmao conceited much?>
I got into the limo and told our driver to take us to Seoul High.
*SCREEEEEEEEEEECH* Many heads turned to see who showed up. I thanked the driver and got out with my brother.
People started whispering and oppa started to blush. PUHAHAHAHAH! So this is the soft side of Park EunByul
A lot of the Seoul High¡¯s guys were harsh drooling over my brother.
this is just too funny!
¡°Lets go EunByul unnie¡± I said in a fake sweet voice. ¡°Okay¡¦¡± EunByul replied.
As I got into the classroom, many boys eyed EunByul and me, while all the girls were glaring at us furiously trying to poke holes into my body with their eyes. scary girls.
I whispered to the teacher and told her that EunByul was new.
¡°Class, today we have a new student! Her name is Park Eun Byul, please welcome her to the class!¡± the Mrs. Jung said.
¡°Introduce yourself sweety.¡±
EunByul came into the front of the classroom.
¡°Hey cutie, how about tonight at my place?¡± Lee SangEun, my oppa¡¯s BEST friend said.
THE NEXT PART IS LIKE RATED R!!! COVER UP!! (/__/) He smacked my brothers butt hard and pervertedly said ¡°mmm. just the way I like it! Tight, and firm!¡± All the guys in the back laughed at Eunbyul.
Of course, he didn¡¯t know that behind the oranges, skirt, and makeup, Park EunByul was there. No one knew about this dare except me and him.
I saw EunByul blush furiously. I think two ribs already cracked from holding in my laughter.
¡°Hi, I¡¯m Park EunByul, I¡¯m 19, and I like to eat ddukppoki¡± EunByul said. lol, my brother is addicted to ddukppoki. He even has a painting of them on his bedroom wall.
After 2 hours of boring lecture of Korean history, the lunch bell rang. Ahh, sweet, sweet lunch ^0^ ,
Chapter 02 ll the visit
¡°Oh my god, I can¡¯t believe I just got molested by my best friend!¡± EunByul whined. ¡°He only slapped your butt¡±
I rolled my eyes. my brother is such a pouty pants >__>;
¡°Next time I see him, I¡¯ll make sure to dislocate his head from his body and put it on barney¡± EunByul declared. ¡°Oooh, dislocate his thingy too!¡± Yoomi piped up.
O__O;
¡°they say that guys feelings come from there!¡± Yoomi said in a matter-of-fact tone. ¡°ewwww!¡± what does she do? research about this? x__x
¡°Lets go to my house!¡± Yoomi said while putting her hand up like superman.
(at Yoomi`s house) *rings the doorbell*
Ahjumah came out with her mickey mouse apron on. ¡°Oooh, Yoomi ah and Hanbyul ah! You have such a beautiful friend!¡± Ahjumah gushed.
O___O; Yoomi and I exchanged disgusted looks.
¡°thanks¡± EunByul replied in his low voice.
Ahjumah¡¯s eyes popped out, but was quickly replied by a hearty laugh ¡°HO HO HO! I remember when I was your age! Aw, don¡¯t look so sad! You¡¯re going through puberty! It¡¯s a time when you grow into a beautiful woman¡¦ like me!¡± and she started giggling like a little girl.
¡°Do you want me to explain about having your—¡° she whispered ¡°period?!¡± and she continued giggling like a homicidal maniac.
¡°I still have all the pamphlets and I can give you free—¡° and she whispered ¡°tampons¡±
this time it was EunByul¡¯s eyes that popped out.
¡°Ahjumah! That¡¯s EunByul Oppa!¡± ^O^ I said while enjoying the horrified look on ahjumah¡¯s face.
At the same time, Yoomi¡¯s 4 year old brother came out rubbing his eyes. ¡°Umma, I¡¯m hungry~~¡± he whined.
ahjumah looked horror stricken and yelled ¡°DON¡¯T COME NEAR MY SON!! AHH, GET AWAYYY!!¡± while running around in circles finally she got into her senses, and started whacking at my brother¡¯s head with a spatula.
¡°DOES YOUR UMMA KNOW ABOUT THIS?!¡± ¡°OH MY GOSH, WHAT SHOULD I DO! A RAPIST IN MY HOUSE!!¡± ¡°CALL 119 ! THAT¡¯S IT! CALL 119!¡±
while my poor brother was being abused Yoomi and I were rolling around the floor laughing.
¡°No—OW—ah—OW ju mah! –ow~¡± EunByul tried to explain, which earned him more whacks on his head. ¡°hahahha--ahjumah—hahah—he¡¯s just doing a dare¡± I finally told her.
¡°Oh¡¦ WHAT?! SO ITS YOU?!!¡± and she pointed an accusing finger at me. ¡°NO NO NO!¡± I started to explain, but high heels started raining on us.
My brother came home looking like a raccoon. One eye black from the bright green polka dotted high heel that hit him square in the eye ^__^
As soon as we opened the door we heard
¡°YOOoooOo HoMIEssz! WddUpp big E!??¡± *shakes head* oh gosh, that was –
guess
Chapter 03 ll meet the parents
¡°YOOoooOo HoMIEssz! WddUpp big E!??¡± some weird old man in G-unit clothing. Psh More like G-unot clothing. Think about it. A wrinkly 60 year old man who looks like a prune, wearing baggy jeans that goes below his knees with his pink pinstripe poofy, boxers sticking out.
I SWEAR I DON¡¯T KNOW HIM >___>; NO REALLYY!! I DON¡¯T!!
¡°YoOOOooo GangsTROAR HanBuzzel doesn¡¯t your big daddy look so PImmmPPINNGG?!¡± ah. Karma just loves to shove its foot up my butt.
T___T I think I¡¯m adopted or something. THESE PEOPLE THAT SURROUND ME ARE CREEPY. They call themselves *whisper*
¡¦.my parents O__O;
My supposedly ¡°parents¡± think that we don¡¯t bond enough, so they came to the decision to act like us ¡°youngsters¡± youngsters meaning-
appa: wearing G-UNIT pants that go up to his knees, pink pinstripe boxers, and a spandex shirt to show off his ¡°muscles¡±. the only ¡°muscles¡± I see is 260 pounds of jello, that look very inviting for a bouncing !
umma: wearing fishnet stockings, a hippie tie-dyed dress (big enough to fit my whole family), and fantastic makeup that would compliment her
if she were a clown.
You must think I¡¯m mean and all, but it¡¯s the truth! truth hurts buddy, truth hurts.
¡°Lets eat! I put the steak on the grills yo!¡± umma said. ¡°YOOoOOOo lets eATTt HOmies!¡±
*shakes head* ¡°I made tender steak for tonight!¡±
pfft. Tender? think again. Appa ended up having to cut the steak with a saw that was twice the size of him. He ended up cutting the steak¡¦
along with the plate and table. That¡¯s the second time this month; aieeee >__<; we¡¯re probably going to end up eating leftover pieces of wood from the broken tables as time goes by. *munch munch* :B
T___T I think I lost a tooth.
¡°stupid¡¦steak¡± I grumbled I think I¡¯ll go to my room and eat down my wall instead.
*from the background*
¡°OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH IT¡¯S THE THEME SONG!!—¡° umma said.
so these so called ¡°parents¡± start running around the living room singing ¡°TIMMY IS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NO-ONE UNDERSTANDS! KYAHHH~~ MOM AND DAD AND VICKY ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMANDS! KYAHHHH—¡°
I think umma knocked Eunbyul out from her terrible singing.
They sound like whales attempting to sing. OH MY POOR EARS! T^T
¡°UWAHHHHH~~ BED TWRIP~!~¡± umma and appa sang. <_< I hear static noises in my ears. SYMPTOMS OF GOING DEAF?!
COULD THIS BE?! psh naw . for I am SUPER HANBYUL~
PUHAHAHAHAHAH.
[a/n: like mother, like daughter -_-;;]
Chapter Four ll meet the stranger
*grumble grumble* Stupid parents who run around the house singing the fairly odd parents theme song. Stupid Disney channel for making the fairly odd parents¡¯ marathon that runs all night long.
WHY GOD WHYYY?!??
Our new neighbors called the fire station because they thought we were screaming of fire. how thick can they get? but then again, its not everyday you come across full grown adults singing their heads off all night long X__X
*grumble grumble*
So the cow kicked me out of the house with nowhere to go T___T I will act like a hobo. ¡°Aja, aja hwaiting!¡± I screamed and punched the air. receiving weird stares from the people in the park I lowered my hand. so this is the life of a hobo! Interesting! Intriguing! go die =_=
I went to the comic store and quickly bought the new manga of ¡°Dooly the Dinosaur¡±
mwuhahhaha > YOU WILL BE MINE DOOOLYYY!!! MINEEE @__@
I sat on the park bench and started reading. ¡°Dooly oh dooly has found his umma!¡±
*heuk heuk* so sad T^T ¡°UWAHHHHHHHHHHHH¡± T___T what a tear jerking story.
¡°—SHEIT HURRY UP YOU FCKER!¡±
Dooly¡¯s umma was very sad so she—
¡°—d**n. FCK YOU—¡°
DOOLY¡¯S UMMA WAS VERY SAD SO SHE—¡°
¡°FINE! SHEIT, HURRY UP YOU—¡°
AISH! CAN YOU NOT SEE A POOR, LONLEY, HOBO TRYING TO READ HER DOOLY COMIC BOOK?! JUSTICE MUST PREVAIL!
I sent the girl next to me my death glares. Sadly, the girl next to me had her hands on her face so she couldn¡¯t see me. LOOK AT ME GOD DAMMIT! LOOK AT THE GREEN LAZER EYES~~! I will burn a hole through your underwear +___+
¡°—fcking bast.ard—so slow what the he.ll—so gay sheit—¡° Oh my, such colorful words flying out of his mouth!
Grr you little. I picked up my cell phone and walked away from the bench. Dooly and I need some private time¡¦ alone!
I was walking until I heard some footsteps following me. I hurried up the pace and found out that the person behind me also hurried up their pace. Oh gosh x___x it¡¯s the boogey man!
I started running at full speed until I reached a dead end.
i¡¯ll see you soon granny T^T, hopefully, you didn¡¯t get lost on your way to heaven ^^
I felt a hand clamp down on my shoulder. I turned around and
¡°KYAHHHHH¡± ¡°BOOM¡± ¡°PUNCH¡± ¡°KICK¡± ¡°POW¡± ¡°CLANK¡± ¡°PINCH¡±
kekeke NEVER MESS WITH SUPER HANBYUL! So now everybody is on their knees begging for my forgiveness.
¡¦ in my dreams.
¡°KYAHHHHHHHHHHH¡± I turned around and closed my eyes shut and started kicking whatever that was in front of me for five minutes.
I opened one eye, and another. One guy was clutching his ding dong while groaning and another one was a girl also holding her dingdong gasping for breath. nothing unusual.
WAIT—WHATTTTTTTTT?! A GIRL—HOLDING HER – THINGY?
Chapter Five ll the cab driver
I walked down the deserted alley replaying the scene of the girl with the dingdong. Gahh . the innocence of the eyeballs ¤Ð___¤Ð
><; SOMEONE¡¯S GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES TONIGHT!
I waved for a cab and got in. My eyes darted toward the direction of the cab driver. From the behind he had a crisp blue shirt, bleached hair, and a gold wristhingych?!?!?
this isn¡¯t some regular old cab driver. mmmhm this cab driver was some sexy rich mama in disguise +_+! oooh I love mysterious guys!
I smiled seductively and tapped the cab driver on the back ¡°Hey sexy¡¦ how about we—¡°
I stopped in midstream. Facing me was an old geezer possibly older than my granny. ¤Ð__¤Ð.. OH THE HORRORS!
¡°Now where do you want to go pretty lady?¡± the cab driver asked while showing me his two front golden teeth.
FU.CKING PEDOPHILE! who does he think he is to hit on some innocent little girl who wants to go home after a hard day?! I mean, you don¡¯t see me hitting on him! hmmph.
I must do something about this v___v
right brain don¡¯t you remember Park Hanbyul? You beat up the others real good back there! Surly you could chop the granpops nuts off!
left brain but I don¡¯t know ¤Ð__¤Ð I heard old people loose hair so what if the old geezer lost his nuts too ._.
what a scary idea. PARK HANBYUL ! DON¡¯T THINK ABOUT THOSE STUFF NOOO!! *shakes head violently* but what if his¡¦ NOOOOO X__X
¡°Honey¡¦ is there something wrong?¡± the driver said fluttering his eyelashes— fl-utt—ering eyelashes?! Oh my, he looks pretty cute NASTY doing that.
¡°Hehe *scratches head* I gotta go—pee!¡± I jumped out the cab and started running like a raging bull. ¡°Bye sucker!¡± I muttered under my breath.
ho ho ho! who¡¯s smart now >:] I skipped all the way home on thinking how good I was. I could be a ninja in disguise! puhahahaha.
Right before opening my front door I reached into my pocket. shi.t! where is it? o__o;
THE CAB TT_____TT
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